Things to which I am Susceptible

 

  • Writer's Block
    • Note the passage of time between these posts. That was not the way this was supposed to go down.
  • Paralysis
    • An object at rest stays at rest. See above. 
  • Procrastination
    • And yet.
  • The Zoe Report Social Media Account
    • Humility is revealing to the world that I follow this social media account. 
    • Whatever they are doing it's weirdly effective on me.  And inevitably once I do click to read the article, which is an annoying process in itself, the hook is always incredibly frustrating and obvious. Example: Check out this one drink that this stunningly beautiful and radiant actress/model/celebrity makes sure she has everyday to keep her skin absolutely glowing! And I'll click, and click through, and click again, and the big reveal is that this miracle elixir that leads to clear skin will be fucking water. You know what? Fuck you, Zoe Report.
  • Advertisements on Podcasts
    • If I listen to you via podcast, chances are you've sold me something. Or a lot of things.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯